So I needed some dance tights. And then there was a sale at Danskin.com. And…well…
(No comments on how I need to windex my mirror. It ALWAYS looks like that, no matter how much I clean it. It vexes me.) So since it was uh, non-ideal, I tried using my other mirror:
CAMERA FLASH HEAVEN.
I am throwing so much ‘tude, it’s unstoppable:
I tried covering the flash with my finger, because I couldn’t figure out how to turn it off. Instead…GLOWING. FINGER. OF. DOOM.
It will destroy you.
Then I figured it was time to take some slutty MySpace profile photos of myself, but I looked so angry!
And then I messed something up and accidentally caught my “whoops, nerdo idiot self” face on camera:
And THEN, Teddy (A KAT I OWNZ) tried to climb up my skirt and chew on the ties of it. While it was on me. And I ended up with this, the greatest photo I or anyone else have ever taken:
…yeah.
IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE LEGS:
